Thursday, April 27, 2017

Nightmare On Elm Street 1 - No Wet Dream For You..

What??? Johnny Depp gets turned down???

How could you make your love interest sit in an uncomfortable chair and watch you sleep in your cozy little bed which you refuse to share with him???

This hottie has a lot of patience for you.. Unless maybe you prefer something a little kinkier and not too straight edged??

So phone sex is as far as you'll go???

Sunday, April 23, 2017

The Twilight Zone - A Kind Of Stopwatch (1963)

Boring and big time nuisance and energy drain, McNulty, is the pimple on your ass that wont go away. His boss can't stand him. His co-workers can't stand him. The local bar patrons are driven away by his non-stop mindless gab. Even the bartender won't mind losing his tip if it means getting rid of McNulty...

There is a vast difference between a dialogue and monologue. I can speak to you for hours if you are smart, friendly, and worth my time. But if you prefer just to listen to the sound of your own voice, speaking only to yourself with the delusion that others are actually listening to you, then I'm going to avoid you like the plague. Some people may actually feel sorry for McNulty's type. Maybe he's just a very lonely person. Or maybe just plain old delusional because he actually believes he is just that interesting and has a lot of insightful things to say.

Truth is, everybody just wants this chatterbox to shut the heck up.. Maybe if somehow the world around him can tune him out. Or better yet, leave McNulty with nobody to bother. Is there a way? Maybe a certain kind of gadget that will do the trick??

Ahh..a certain kind of stopwatch.. A stray bar patron gives McNulty a gift. If he clicks on the stopwatch, he can stop the world. That's right. The entire world around him stops. If he clicks it again, the world will resume motion. So if we had the ability to stop the world around us, what would we do? Where would we go? Now you think about that....

Just like he abuses his gift of gab, McNulty abuses his new gadget..

As I mentioned before, some people just enjoy talking to themselves with the delusion that others are actually listening. Now McNulty can speak to himself all he wants, just with the reality that now the entire world is stuck in it's tracks, and now there is no way people can listen to him or be bothered. 

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Thursday, April 13, 2017

MGM - This Mean Girl Of The Moment Is One Happy Camper...

Talk about arrogant, pathetic, and just plain old tacky. I mean who the hell wears their name on their tee with a ponytail on the side? Honestly, it makes you just want to yank that long horse hair right out of her scummy little head! You go walking around Camp Arawak acting as though your shit don't stink. You jilt your old summer flame Ricky for a bunch of obnoxious older boys and make a play for Angela's love interest Paul, simply because he is interested in her and not YOU! 

Talk about a green eyed monster!!!

You're just one of the many who thinks you harbor all the power in between your legs. You're the type who treats boys like toys and once you get bored, you dispose of them and move on to the next one. 

Hey bitch, since you are so used to getting off by placing different male genitalia in between your legs, how about trying something different? Something kinky? I promise it won't hurt. It will just be the most excruciating, torturous, and lethal climax of your entire life. Well, what's left of your life anyway...

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Shut Up And Dance With Me - Best Dance Scenes In Horror Movies

OK, what's a great Horror movie without a little twist? Literally... 

So what is your favorite dance scene in Horror? Here are the nominees...

Carrie (1974) - Tommy Ross and Carrie White 

Tell me your head did not spin watching this romantic scene so I can safely say you are lying 😊

Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge - Touch Me All Night Long..

That's right..booty bump that drawer!

In case you want to reenact the dance scene, here is the song for your listening pleasure!

Prom Night (1980) - Saving The Last Dance

I personally want to dance like this...

Fright Night (1985) - Dancing With The Vampire


Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) - When Soulmates Reunite 

Split (2017) - Hedwig Doing The Nosferatu Dance..

Apparently there are people obsessed with this dance.. It looks as though Nosferatu is climbing up out of his grave ready to bite you!