Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Piranha (2010)

IT'S HEEEEEREEE!! HORNDOGS AND HOES!! SPRING BREAK!! AN OVERLOADED SUPPLY OF T&A AT YOUR EVERY WHIM. THE SUN IS HOT, THE WATER IS WARM, AND THE FISH DON'T BITE......



Well the trouts and flounders don't bite at least..

But there is are certain kinds of fishes that do bite. And I can draw the parallel line between that and the abundance of loose girls that party during Spring Break. Because let's face it, girls can be bitches and can bite you if they are crossed. When crossed, they will eat you alive emotionally and mentally the same way Piranha's can do physically. The fish market is located both above and in the water...No pun intended...lol. 


Yes dearie,they took your penis. Your manhood is gone, even though you were not much of a man to begin with.. Although it looks like you may have even bigger problems than that...