Well look what we have here...
Spoiled rich little bitch aren't you? You think you're all that. Beautiful on the outside but a vile skank on the inside. All you gotta do is bat your eyes, wiggle your ass, open your legs, and all the boys get in line waiting for admission to your infamous Fish Palace of Deceit. God only knows where you've been and what you may carry. Nice pearl necklace by the way. You are the queen of the "Pearl Necklace" treatment.
You like to think that the entire universe revolves around you and see other beautiful blonde women as a threat, well get a hold of yourself Barbie Doll. Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, some guys prefer a girl with modesty and class? Those girls, unlike you, are more likely to be faithful and not shallow and materialistic.
A good and respectable girl who is both beautiful on the inside as well as the outside is hard to come by. So is a good man. To you it's just a game though. You think you hold all the power right in between your legs.
Way to go Melissa! Mock Tina, your main competition of the moment, who has just been released from the Mental Hospital. Hit below the belt of course, but then again you are probably already so used to going way below the belt if you know what I mean. Use your puppet Eddie to make Nick jealous, while Nick really could care less about you and would rather not even look at you if he could help it. You are a sad pathetic excuse for a woman and you give all the rest of us a bad name.
But hey, if Nick can't give you the attention you want, there is someone else who will..
Wow even Jason was so turned off by you that he only lasted less than a minute with you...