Saturday, November 25, 2017

The New York Ripper (1982)


The city streets are comprised with all kinds of individuals. From the 9-5 job goers, joggers, bike riders, hookers, etc., you are bound to find a deranged Donald Duck enthusiast who is executing Jack The Ripper's heinous legacy..

Duck..Duck..Duck...Goose!!!

When your phone rings and you hear Donald Duck's voice on the other end, taunting you, then just remember, it is a message. He has killed and will continue to kill...

Jack the Ripper had a hard on for prostitutes. The Donald Duck Enthusiast a.k.a. The New York Ripper is no different. A bunch of loosy goosies get slaughtered in the most heinous and gut wrenching way possible. A bike rider let's a complete total stranger into a car with her on a ferry, after a misogynist belittles her for accidentally scraping his car, and she gets disemboweled. A live sex performer, gets a broken liquor bottle shoved up her wazzoo and sliced all the way to her reproductive organs. Jane, a woman whose husband gives her the green light for an open marriage, gets hammer toe f*cked by a bar fly and reprobate, and then humiliated for being such a whore, ends up getting picked up later on at night by a man with two fingers missing. Hmmm..wonder where  he will put the other remaining fingers he has left... But they end up in his hotel room engaging in a colossal bondage session, that ends later on in her being incised up from the abdomen too after her poor attempt to flee. Kitty, a prostitute on retainer gets horribly maimed by a small razor blade. Faye, a simple girl from the subway, gets attacked brutally in the alleyway but survives, at least physically. So do you see a pattern yet?






A misogynistic maniac without a doubt. And why? Because this maniac hates sexually active and free women. Does every killer have a story? Sure they can. All you have to do is look at the pattern of brutal killings to assume the motive. In this case, the killer, was someone you would least expect...

It was Faye's boyfriend Peter!

What was his motive? His daughter from previous marriage, Suzy, had a very rare disorder which caused her left arm and right leg to be amputated. Peter vowed revenge for Suzy who will never be able to enjoy the freedom that his victims have. So he sliced and diced them and was never enough. 

Quack Quack Quack goes the ducky...

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