Monday, December 25, 2017

Better Watch Out (2017) Home Alone Horror Comedy


Dear Santa:

I don't want toys this Christmas Season. I don't want video games. What I want though requires a lot of planning, conning, and dreaming though. You see, I am only 12 but I already feel my hormones going haywire. I cannot restrain certain urges towards my 17 year old babysitter. She is just too hot for words. So I guess what I really want to ask of you this Christmas is to please have Ashley take away my virginity. She is the only one who fulfills my prepubescent fantasies. Please Santa. By writing this, I am being nice. But if you don't make Ashley have sex with me, I have to resort to being VERY naughty....

Yours Truly,

Luke...




No comments:

Post a Comment