Monday, August 13, 2018

Beyond the Darkness (1979) - A Fatal Three Way


When you think of the concept of a "fatal three way", what exactly comes to mind?

You have gorgeous Anna, who is dying at the hospital. Her fiance Frank, who is a taxidermist, and Lord only knows what he is capable of doing when in despair. Then there is Iris, Frank's jealous housekeeper who actually did away with Anna using a voodoo doll. Iris just needs to feed Frank her mammary milk ducts so he can cope with losing his beautiful Anna. 

But that isn't the only way Frank copes. He actually puts his taxidermy techniques to work when he decides to "resurrect" his precious Anna. Anna's corpse seems more visually appealing than the broads Frank brings home. But then again, when you are in love, anything seems more visually appealing. 


Is this supposed to be a no brainer of some sort? You have one girl who is loose as f*ck in bed and one who just sorta lies there....

But then you realize it is time now to throw someone "in the mix"...


What asshole? Anna's twin sister Alena???!!! Can you sink any lower????

But I suppose it can be somewhat flattering because it's not like there is any competition other than Anna is just a cold corpse and Alena is still alive and hot! And Iris who??

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