Life is a highway..I wanna ride it all night long....
I guess it went in one ear and out the other when your Momma told you to never talk to strangers much less pick up one on a deserted highway. But you feel bad. You and your significant other are on your way to a fun filled Spring Break and a rugged and lonely man on the side of the highway has no place to go. What could be the harm in offering the man a ride? In fact, why not bring him along on Spring Break vacation?
Can you trust a man that looks like this? Probably. Probably as much as you would trust Ted Bundy if it was your first time seeing him. And unlike the story of the Vanishing Hitchhiker, this Hitcher is the one that sees, stalks, and devours his highway prey. The highway belongs to him. There is no stopping him because this Hitcher is devoid of mercy. So put the pedal to the medal and speed it up baby! Just understand that the Hitcher's killer instincts can outdo any speed. It will always be first in the finish line..
Looks like you won't make it in time for Spring Break....
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