Our Father...
That's right. Say a prayer before Prom Night. It will be a night you will never forget. Friends, limo rides, dancing, evening gowns with corsages, and of course, a little post Prom Night fun. What could possibly go wrong?
Anything and everything that could go wrong, WILL go wrong.
There is a Prom Night maniacal killer on the loose. He fled from the church and is now ready to execute some moral justice. He is out to eradicate all the fornicators of the world and where do you find those hot leads? None other than Prom Night!
And lead us not into temptation..
These hormonal and morally bankrupt teenagers have only one thing on their minds and that is to get lucky with their hot dates. Mommy and Daddy can't be your chaperones and if anything paid for your elegant tuxedos and evening gowns. You are abusing their hard earned money. Talk about ungrateful and depraved teens. You monumental brats! But don't worry. Mommy and Daddy won't punish you. After all what they don't know can't hurt them right?
Well not really, but somebody else will make sure you don't even live to tell that big lie..
And who survives Prom Night???
Yep, the virgin who did not want to be a virgin no more come Prom Night...
But Deliver Us From Evil..
Yep, the virgin who did not want to be a virgin no more come Prom Night...
But Deliver Us From Evil..
Amen...
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