Say your prayers for severe punishment awaits you...
Sins and sacrilege runs rampant at the Crazy Convent run by insane Mother Superior and a young priest attempts to uncover all the bizarre occurrences. A woman's uterus is mercilessly removed with no anesthetic mind you, because a woman's vagina is the gateway to Hell, according to Maniacal Mother Superior. Babies are boiled in water only to survive with heinous scars that will permanently disfigure them so no man can ever lust after them. A priest bursts into flames, people are attacked by canines, and well, let's just say, I will not be joining this Parish anytime soon...
Woooohhh kayyyyyy....
And to think the worst punishment I ever got for being even remotely disobedient to a religious fanatic was just a swat on the hand with a pen. In the good ole' days people got beheaded just for missing Sunday Mass! Somehow I contend with weather or not these nuns need God or a quadruple dosage of their medication.
Should we start a support group called Maniacal Mothers Anonymous? Hey, Mother Vincenza, you can take a seat next to....
Margaret White!!!!
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