Thursday, March 30, 2023

Dark Lullabies (2020)


Ezile

The loss of a baby is one of the most unfathomable, unmentionable, and most traumatizing incidents you would never wish on your own worst enemy. But, your best friend though? What sort of friend would you be to want to do more than play Witchy Godmother to your best friend's baby? Is there a deeper reason? What is the myth to the madness? Perhaps to avenge the loss of your own baby by carving out your best friend's pregnant belly in order to steal hers. 

The loss of a baby directs us to grief turned madness...

Bag Of Tricks

Halloween can be a sexy holiday for adult couples who would love to kick back, relax, cuddle and make out while their favorite Horror movie is playing. And of course, you need to be the most hospitable that day for your neighborhood trick or treaters. But there is one trick or treater who wishes to return the favor by delivering his own bag of "goodies". Unfortunately the items in the bag are not made for confectionary consumption. But keep your eye out for at least one sweet edible in the bag..

The Deal

Assault and battery on the detained so called assassin.. People protect their own people. No mercy is required. Best act of retribution? Drag the significant other into the $18 Million Dollar Deal...

The Wrong Profile

What they do not train you for at The Police Academy is to pay super close attention to the nitty gritty details. Can a Criminal Profile be negligent in stating detail? Can the true evidence be right under our nose and we overlook it? For instance, something so initial and simple such as a first name?? It's all in the name.. Names carry history, truth and a possible motive for a certain sadistic serial killer. Answer your Walkie-Talkie Officer John Parker, for a very sadistic serial killer has a deathly imperative message for you. There is something missing in your criminal file. Look at the pattern of the slayings. This serial killer targets certain names. Matthew, John, etc. Names of the Apostles from The Bible. However, he does not directly murder individuals with the same names, only those who are closest to them, such as a partner or wife. Sadistic Rites Of Murder. Can you handle the job?

Silhouette 

Ever hear the true statement, "Ladies First"? Or even common courtesy such as holding the elevator door for a lady? That lack of common courtesy cost a young woman her life and now you have to live with the guilt her silhouette keeps haunting you with. Now your girlfriend thinks you are cheating on her with a ghost and you wont live too long to even explain yourself to her. See? Common courtesy can save your life too.

Soundbite

World Wide Web Woes.. Girl logs on her computer and a skull pops up. The diabolical imagery makes her paranoid, then crazy. She smashes her head repeatedly on the keyboard, blood splattering all over it. The "voices" commanded her to "do it". 

Stalk

A monster follows you in the streets. Can you outsmart the monster?

Love Me Not

Deadly Dinner Dates.. A woman's heart beats only with the sole intent to love and to have that love reciprocated. So, for the love of everything holy, do not toy with a woman's heart. Toys are made to be broken, not a woman's heart, especially multiple times! So for each lying and cheating bastard, dinner reservations will be in full effect. Now the dining room is at its' full capacity for the "Dinner Of The Dead" guests. So again, for the love of everything holy, just love her back already!!!

Ax

What drives a man to madness? Could be any number of variables. Fear? Exhaustion? Loss of faith? Character defect that could turn man morally bankrupt? Anything can be a trigger point. The ax serves as somewhat of a kryptonite for a mad man. He needs to grasp onto it tightly as a reminder that he is still in his "right" element. The ax is possessing him.

Sanity is a virtue yet fragile..

***Michael Coloumbe's Dark Lullabies will completely mess with your mind. 10/10 Rating!***

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