If you are looking for a Horredy (that is Horror Comedy for non-horror geeks), then tune into Creepshow, one of the few films besides The Blob that gives me the Drive-In Theater feel. Now that I mentioned it, can you just picture being in the front seat of your corvette with one arm around your significant other and another around your soda, watching these 5 segments of comical horror? OK, now you know I'm really stuck in the Golden Era of Horror. Let's break this down shall we?
Father's Day - Segment 1
NEVER disappoint Daddy Dearest. He takes your personal demons to his grave. Literally.
The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill - Segment 2
You live a lonely existence so what is left? Deep down you wanted to put an end to your own misery but apparently never had the guts, so instead, the curse of the Green Grass prompted your decision. Don't worry, you didn't take the "easy" way out. I would have done the same thing.
Something To Tide You Over - Segment 3
I don't care who you are, how much money you have, and what you own. You don't own ME! Are you narcissistic or just plain stupid? If your wife leaves you for another man, there is obviously a reason! Maybe she didn't want to be your prized possession on your shelf filled with trophy wives. Sorry your testosterone took such a major hit that you felt the need to bury your wifey and her boyfriend neck deep into the sand waiting for them to drown. Apparently you made the biggest mistake in denying the true love of these "Sand Crossed Lovers". NOW it is YOUR turn to drown!
The Crate - Segment 4
LOL! Talk about inner beast! Piss off your spouse, he WILL feed you to the monster in a monkey suit!
They Are Creeping Up On You
Karma is a bitch! You stomped on people all your life like they were helpless little bugs, and now it is their turn! YOU are the biggest bug of them all! I wouldn't trade places with you in a million years buddy.