Thursday, July 12, 2018

Motel Hell (1980) - Every Vegetarian's Worst Nightmare

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There are tons of great things about vacationing. One of the best things is the hospitality and the great food. And you definitely have to love the variety of meats. Especially Farmer Vincent's Smoked Meats. Yum!

Too bad I am a vegetarian though 😞

Farmer Vincent adds a very special savory flavor to his smoked meats. He harvests humans by burying them neck deep and extracting their vocal cords to prevent them from screaming. There is something about helpless human beings that must add to the flavor huh?  I have to wonder, is there a Healthy Option Menu or do Human Ribs at least come with a side of salads? 

Motel Hell's Menu

Human Ribs With A Side Of Kidney Beans - Infinity Calories

Human Heart With A Side Of Crimson Soup - Infinity Calories

Human Finger Tenders With Crimson Dipping Sauce - Infinity Calories (so no mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce I take it)

One Thigh With A Side Of Toes - Infinity Calories

And Let's Not Forget, Farmer Vincent's Special "Sausage" with a side of soup made out of....(let's not even go there)

OK get the picture..

Motel Hell

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