What happens during a solar eclipse? 3 evil spawns are born...
Debbie, Curtis, and Steven are three angelic faced children who are born with a mission to murder. Makes me wonder if Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, and other notorious serial killers in history were born around the time of an eclipse of some sort. But these 3 children are monumental brats. Remember, you abide by their rules..
1) Don't fornicate in the cemetery unless you want a shovel and jump rope to state your fate.
2) If you are a Sheriff Dad, you are in a world of shit.
3) Don't play hide and seek with any or all 3 of them.
4) If you are a teacher and have one or all 3 in your class, do NOT cross them with a bad grade or progress report.
5) If you are a sister to one of the 3, you are f*cked once they find out you are on to them.
6) These child friendships wont last because one of them will sell you out for murder while they get away with murder in a completely different vicinity.
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